Friday, 8 November 2013

Stealing SIDA and my will to Live

That evening I decided to take in some theatre. I was very intrigued to find out what Laos theatre was really like. The evening before in the night market I had heard traditional music coming from a large white building but because of all the stalls I couldn’t see where the entrance would be. This morning on my travels I had found the source to be in the gardens of the old Palace building that is now a museum. In the far left section of the group of buildings was the large white house which I had seen from the road on the other side. From this angle it looked very grand but a little shabby. A sign outside explained that this evening there would be a performance of Phralak Phralam or Ramayana Lao which is the 2nd Episode in an epically long tale it seems. This section was entitles ‘Golden deer and the abduction of SIDA’ which all seemed very exciting to me so I bought a ticket. There were 3 price ranges 200,000, 150,000 and 100,000 kip a ticket depending on where you sat. Looking at a seat plan it seemed that the place wasn’t so big so I should be able take in all the majesty and splendour of the performance even from the back. Unfortunately there was not much of that to go around. As I got shown to my seat it was very obvious that the only other people in the theatre were Westerners. The hall was unimaginative with rows of ordinary chairs facing a hand painted backdrop. It reminded me a little of old school plays I used to do. But I decided not to judge the performance before it had begun. Soon afterwards the MC came on the mic to introduce the performance beautifully in 3 languages English, Laos and French. I was very impressed. Then the band struck up, all 10 pieces of them, playing traditional instruments – so far so good. Then they came on stage. A big group of Laos girls who danced a traditional theme and left the audience so underwhelmed they were almost asleep. They seemed very young though so maybe their passion was not for dancing, especially the ones at the back who just twirled their wrists like they were doing the washing up. Thankfully they were not on for long and then we were onto the main event, this turned out to be only marginally better with the lady who played SIDA being so drab I wanted to get up and slap some life into her. The boys did pretty well twirling their bows and mock fighting with deer and giant protective birds but it really was awful. 

The only plus side was the costumes and masks but when they took off the masks to bow they revealed bored and tired looking faces that would rather be anywhere than here. Then we had a show from monkeys which didn’t mean anything to anyone and then the girls came back and washed the dishes while vaguely doing the dance of the lotus. Then the MC came on and in a proud speech he thanked us for coming and asked us to spread the word about the theatre and its performances. I’m not really sure he’d want us to do that………

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